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Arizona
Polygamist town to build tourist center - Colorado City, Ariz. will host country's first Beds & Breakfast

Caribbean
Cruise line switches to nude Caribbean cruises - Limbo contests phased out
Caribbean cruise line throws luggage overboard - Caribbean Caddy Service is launched

Farm, The (without actually leaving)
Company wins FDA approval to distribute LSD - Travel without leaving the farm

Florida
Vegas World to open near Disney - ... and Orlando World to open in Vegas
Florida businesses to prohibit topless clientele - Bottomless behavior not addressed
GangstaLand set to open near Orlando - More T-shirt shops expected on International Drive

Hawaii
Mobile entertainment heats up in Hawaii - SUVs are hot items on Maui

India
Taj Mahal purposely being tilted - Eiffel Tower may be next landmark to be skewed

Iraq
Tour company opens in Baghdad - North Korea may be next

Kansas
Kansas rescinds Daylight Saving Time - Sunflower State reverts to "God's Time"
Prison system to offer corporate lodging - Kind of a "get acquainted offer"

Las Vegas
Vegas World to open near Disney - ... and Orlando World to open in Vegas
Hollywood celebrities bed down hotel guests in Las Vegas - Paris Hilton spotted cruising Strip hotels
Las Vegas to add two million hotel rooms - "Las Vegas Strip will become irrelevant"
Greenpeace to open Las Vegas casino - From Whales (sea-going kind) to whales (limo-riding kind)
Janet Jackson as airline fashionista - Las Vegas Strip goes airborne
Britney Spears to open chain of wedding chapels - Diet centers may be next
Vegas "Strip" goes mainstream - Businesses find that less may get them more
Las Vegas to become a vast lake - Strip seen as a bass-fishing destination

Maine
Bar Harbor to change name - New name will reflect local dialect

Mexico
Mexico finalizes deal to sell Yucatan to Canada - NHL considers allowing hockey sticks of Mesquite

Molvadia
Tour company offers "incredibly" priced holidays - A few restrictions apply

New Mexico
DHS agents abandon search for Martians - Hundreds recalled from Roswell

New York
Thomas Kinkade opens tour company - First "Tour of Light" planned for New York

Oklahoma
Oklahoma travel brochure is a surprise hit - Cow chip tossing may become Olympic event

Paris
La Couvier Hotels to charge for "amenities" - One option: Bring your own sheets
Taj Mahal purposely being tilted - Eiffel Tower may be next landmark to be skewed
Paris Hilton to be added to Paris Hiltons - Marriott poised to enter celebrity branding

San Francisco
SFO is first airport in nation to be Feng Shui compliant - Runways will be realigned

Texas

Texas to get first non-fat airline - The pudgy will be prohibited

Vermont

Vermont re-routes all motor traffic - "Vote left but look right" campaign gains momentum

Wisconsin

Paraskevidekatriaphobia hammers travel business... - Except at Wally's

Entertainment

Lawyers file injunction against Snakes on a Plane - Portrayal of lawyers described as "cold-blooded"
Agentes out-horrifies Turistas - Agentes makes Turistas look like a tourist bureau commercial
Hollywood celebrities bed down hotel guests in Las Vegas - Paris Hilton spotted cruising Strip hotels

Lodging

Hotel rolls out Frequent Inactive Traveller (FIT) Programme - Emperor bed an option
Vegas World to open near Disney - Orlando World to open in Vegas
Hollywood celebrities bed down hotel guests in Las Vegas - Paris Hilton spotted cruising Strip hotels
DHS to bug U.S. hotels - Plot to kidnap Paris Hilton foiled
Las Vegas to add two million hotel rooms - "Las Vegas Strip will become irrelevant"
La Couvier Hotels to charge for "amenities" - One option: Bring your own sheets
Airplanes to house prisoners - Jets for joints
Paraskevidekatriaphobia hammers travel business... - Except at Wally's
Traveller Hotel Group takes aim at in-room insects - Assassins employed to exterminate bugs
Greenpeace to open Las Vegas casino - From Whales (the sea-going kind) to whales (the limo-riding kind)
Prison system to offer corporate lodging - Kind of a "get acquainted offer"
Paris Hilton to be added to Paris Hiltons - Marriott poised to enter celebrity branding
Traveller Hotel Group eliminates all room rates - Free rooms expected to return record profits
Inn-terpreter coming to the States - Device makes it possible to understand hotel staff

Products

Thousand dollar socks are latest travel necessity - Hip hosiery for well-heeled travelers
Company wins FDA approval to distribute LSD - Travel without leaving the farm
Travel Fox swimsuit calendar goes on sale - Thousands sell in first week
Company to introduce "flying luggage" - New bags to improve airplane fuel efficiency and safety
Airline removes seats to cut costs - Portable chairs now available in airports
Travel Fox to offer doofus insurance - Joint venture with Lloyd of London
Diners Club to introduce "Plutonium Card" - Charge card competition gets "extreme"
Inn-terpreter coming to the States - Device makes it possible to understand hotel staff

Services

Cell phone company offers comfort and reassurance... for a fee
Company expects to clean up with private lavatories - The rich now have more places to "go"
Butt lift surgery gets a boost - Gluteal augmentation business is firming up
Travel Rage Institute is founded - Calm down, mellow out, feel better

Law firm to open in-airport offices - "Ambulances will be chasing us"
Fox University begins instruction - Institution offers degrees to travelers
Hooter's enters airport security business - Effectiveness of T&A pat-downs questioned
Florida businesses to prohibit topless clientele - Bottomless behavior not addressed
Erhart Verner forms support group for travelers - Six million join in first month
Hotel group to rate service stations - Flushing out fragrant violations of restroom standards

Transportation

Air Travel
Airlines to reverse global warming - Planes will become major sources of atmospheric cooling
Airline pilots win right to fly into old age - Mandatory retirement age upped to 87
Larger passengers can expect to pay more - Larger passengers can expect to pay more
Cell phone use on airplanes could start next month - Only "some" avionics may be disabled
Airplane lavatories to disappear - Micturition prohibition
Expiration dates to be displayed on airliners - FAA rule will take effect next year
WienAir to take flight - Airline to offer middle-only seating
Hundreds of airline passengers disappear annually - Many reappear near Afghan-Pakistani border
Nude travel takes off - Airline bullish on bare service
Company to introduce "flying luggage" - New bags to improve airplane fuel efficiency and safety
NASA to ferry passenger with shuttle - Bono will be in "driver's" seat
Fossett to test his mettle again - Will attempt cross-country flight without getting cross
Airline removes seats to cut costs - Portable chairs now available in airports
Republicans enter airline business - JetRed to take off next month
Airlines add reptile meals on domestic flights - "Tastes just like chicken"
AstroSphere auctioning airplane on eBay - What would Jesus fly?
Ronco to purchase AstroSphere - Passengers receive Rocket Fisherman after six flights
Getting comfortable at 30,000 feet for 15 hours - Learning to sleep while standing
Airbus to build seven story airliner - Passengers will have choice of restaurants and theatres
Texas to get first non-fat airline - The pudgy will be prohibited
Air Force One to enter charter service - Harrison Ford signed as spokesperson
Janet Jackson as airline fashionista - Las Vegas Strip goes airborne
United Person Service will begin operations - Work begun on first class personnel shipping crates
Hooters Air may be grounded - Heavy metal found in passenger compartments
NRA purchases Monument Airlines - "AIRifle" will require guns on board
Pilots win right to carry AK-47s - Fitting missiles to planes may be next

Airports
O'Hare Airport in search of new name - You could win $100,000
Law firm to open in-airport offices - "Ambulances will be chasing us"
Passenger sues TSA over "instant" sex change - Agency blames malfunctioning X-ray scanner
Hooter's enters airport security business - Effectiveness of T&A pat-downs questioned
SFO is first airport in nation to be Feng Shui compliant - Runways will be realigned
TSA makes shoes "optional" - Shirts and shorts are still required

Cruising
Cruise line introduces first hybrid powered ship - Ship can travel twice as far, twice as fast, at half the cost
Cruise line switches to nude Caribbean cruises - Limbo contests phased out
Caribbean cruise line throws luggage overboard - Caribbean Caddy Service is launched
First Extreme-Ultra-Mega cruise ship launched - Ship will carry more than 17,000 passengers

Driving
NASCAR enters car rental business - Fast cars and steep fees
DaimlerChrysler to build first "fitness" car - Fitness Phaeton designed for corporate travelers
Hotel group to rate service stations - Flushing out fragrant violations of restroom standards
Vermont re-routes all motor traffic - "Vote left but look right" campaign gains momentum

Tours

Tour company offers "incredibly" priced holidays - A few restrictions apply
Thomas Kinkade opens tour company - First "Tour of Light" planned for New York
TYCO Tours enters nude travel market - Former Tyco CEO to promote full corporate exposure
Tour company opens in Baghdad - North Korea may be next
 

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